WHY DOES THE WORLD NOT LOVE ME

Hello.
I have only 9 followers ..two of them are my sometime boyfriend, and 2 me, which means i have really 5 though thats not too bad i suppose considering the amount of friends i have!! Only joking as well as been breathtakingly beautiful and immensely talented i am also extremely popular.Sickenly so!!!!
I' m doing berlin fashion week, well... deciding if i am its in 5 weeks! I just got invited. No other craic really moved back out to the garage, back to when i was 16, i m really into regression at the moment regression recession moving back home to the parents! anyway in london all week, really nice dinners all round, though dodgy full english with my icelandic friend auora (her first) in shepherds bush. Thinking of getting a a tattoo any suggestions?? xxxx

DAMAGED GOODS

hi check out http://www.notjustalabel.com/nataliebcoleman to see my first collection! Let me know what you think, sorry i have not been eating!

pretending to exsist

If only i had one of those rugs and some vodka, it would pass the time waiting for the phone to ring. Though the weekend is well over and i dont want to answer anymore, i m not just a crazy face i have a temper too!!

miss dodgy??

hellooooo, i m back by popular request from my favourite fan !!!! Im here supposed to be making purses for my pop up shop but all i m doing is looking up recipes for cup cakes and thinking about where i can get glasses for my margarrita cocktails i shall be serving on saturday, i think at this stage i just need a piss up!! oh god i m a child, i have no sense of responsibility...help i wish i could be sold so someone could take charge of my life and tell me what to do. I m really good at taking orders, maybe i should just get married! anyone????

margarita ambition

hi all, sorry i ve been so slack... got way behind.. well anyway, see my flyer attached ..you see i can make more than roast chicken dinners i m expanding to margaritas so i will let you know how it goes i ve heard you should use cointreau instead of triple sec and fancy salt i think i ll stick to the traditional been that type of girl myself... please god dont let me stay up drinking all the tequila the night before the shop celebrating what i have nt done and not turn up!! This is very likely, i ll keep you posted on my cocktail endeavouring x

not very jammy

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i am not feeling jammy, have actually been no-where near any kind of a life containing any thing remotely as secure and steady as jam for breakfast in a very long time,actually every so often as another relationship is ending i usually end up making traditional old fashioned toast with homemade jam that someone else has made, in some kind of a weird effort of if i make everything quaint and normal it will hold it all together, but any way the jam has let me down again and its all gone to pot.
Dont trust anything not even jam