recipe for broken biscuits

Thats what i feel like now a broken biscuit as someone has just crushed me under their foot or ate too much of me and puked me out. I am no longer a jammy dodger just a broken biscuit... could be anything a plain marrieta biscuit or one that came out all wrong with not enough to hold the mixture together and just crumples apart... falling in bits down the front of someones probably acrylic jumper
my recipe for broken biscuits is cover in melted chocolate so they stick back together into a huge ball and smack it into the face of the person who broke you in the first place,,,...
good luck

oh my god you won't believe it took me two days to figure out how to write a new blog... honestly now i've lost interest... i was going to do a scathing review of helena s dodgy dinner from tuesday night with photos but i m too fed up today in general. Anyway the long and short of it was a jug of coleslaw and a heap of noodles but after loads of wine and throwing ourselves down the stairs on duvets it had improved somewhat. Anyway the company was lovely as always with helena. I also made a dodgy spaghetti meatballs last night that is sitting like a bag of stones now. SO i wont pass on that disaster either. Tomorrow will be porraige and bushmills as going to my uncles 75th birthday party tonight, hope my blog becomes a film soon or i 'm giving it up.

chips matter

I m going to start with chips with gravy and cheese topping.... be warned these hug your heart...
coming soon........

Hello

Hi I am a new follower of the gorgeous jeans very impressive blog and am challenging her to a blog off if she dose nt get in touch soon!! i lost my phone i miss you and i might have to revert to showing dodgy potato and gravy recipes if i dont hear from you soon... i miss you xxnatters